This morning, while dropping Big wee one off at school, I heard one of her classmates talking with another student. It went something along the lines of this:
Girl: Do you know what kind of dog has four legs?
Boy: -stairing blankly at her- I don't think he really cared at all.
Girl: (still talking, oblivious to the fact that he's just staring at her) A big one. With big legs. Big legs just like my mom!
LMAO...there is no telling what my child says about me! You never know what your 4 year old could potentially say. I wanted to tell the mom because I thought it would be funny, but she isn't overly friendly (not one bit) and BWO has complained about this girl being mean to her. So instead, I chuckled to myself...your kid says you have big legs...lol.
I'm not all that spiteful, heck I've had my fair share of "Mom did you just toot?", while in a crowded bathroom. Or walking through Kohl's an odd odor appears and BWO says, "I smell a fart in here!" (in a sing songy tone)...it happens to all of us. It's embarrassing, but funny. I just think its funnier because the lady never cracks a smile, even when I say, "HI" (in my sickening chirpy morning tone) and her little girl things she has big legs...lol.